Imperforate Anus

When someone is born without a anus, no shit im actualy serious google it

Nurse 1 : we had a child with Imperforate Anus today
Nurse 2 : LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by BIMSface October 23, 2010

Anus Kin

A lump of shit that resembles a person

"Dude! My anus kin looks like the principal!"

by Carmichael September 10, 2006

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

anus-wise

of or relating to the anus

Man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise

by Balzac December 6, 2004

Slim Anus

Nickname given to Eminem by the rock/rap group ICP otherwise known as Insane Clown Posse.

Nickname was given only after Eminem gave a concert where he walked out on stage with a blow up doll, with ICP facepaint on it, acting like it was sucking his dick.

Eminem : I love ICP
ICP : we love you too

by kor January 3, 2004

anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016