Anus Kin

A lump of shit that resembles a person

"Dude! My anus kin looks like the principal!"

by Carmichael September 10, 2006

Imperforate Anus

When someone is born without a anus, no shit im actualy serious google it

Nurse 1 : we had a child with Imperforate Anus today
Nurse 2 : LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by BIMSface October 23, 2010

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

anus-wise

of or relating to the anus

Man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise

by Balzac December 6, 2004

Slim Anus

Nickname given to Eminem by the rock/rap group ICP otherwise known as Insane Clown Posse.

Nickname was given only after Eminem gave a concert where he walked out on stage with a blow up doll, with ICP facepaint on it, acting like it was sucking his dick.

Eminem : I love ICP
ICP : we love you too

by kor January 3, 2004

Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021