Anal rail gun 

The act of suppositing a large, mortar shaped metal butt plug into the anus, then nipping down to your local hospital for your MRI scan.
The magnetic resonance has been known to instantly accelerate the supposited metal object up to the speed of sound and deposit it elsewhere in the torso.

"Hey Arthur, did your wifes hospital appointment get in the way of your sexy weekend away?"
"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.

Anal rail gun by ChewMyR00t May 11, 2023

Anal Spelunking  

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

Anal Spelunking by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek

I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800

anal bumcover by awesome77 December 28, 2005

Anal Falcon Punch 

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.

Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"

Anal Falcon Punch by PashaXXX January 15, 2009

anal driver 

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

anal driver by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008

anal flood 

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

anal flood by G Freezy February 9, 2009

anal melancholy 

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

anal melancholy by jadw August 23, 2009