Alaska-Hot

When someone who is mediocre looking is perceived as hot due to the relative lack of attractive people around them

Person1: "Dude, I don't how Sarah Palin won a beauty contest, she's just OK looking"
Person2: "Yea well I guess she's Alaska-Hot

by GCP141 October 21, 2008

A Mask for Math

When the effort or resourcefulness of tens of thousands of math tutors in Singapore covers up most local school teachers’ poor teaching pedagogies or methodologies and their low enthusiasm or creativity, thus exonerating the latter in making the subject appear dull and boring and unconnected to real life.

If there was a months-long lockdown in Singapore due to the pandemic, except for the thousands of families who can’t afford private tuition for their children, the math grades of the majority of middle-class students wouldn’t significantly suffer, because of a mask for math culture that has permeated the entire educational system for decades.

by MathPlus September 12, 2021

alaskan turnpike

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.

my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

alaskin fireball

while having sex, ignite your female partners pubical hair on fire then ejaculate all over it to let the fire out

Brendan alaskin fireballed 10 times in 1 day

by jewenig238446 January 5, 2012

Alaskan Pipe Bomb

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt

kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb

by splo0gier April 17, 2011

alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though

The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.

by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008

Alaskank

a sluty, nasty, fealthy female that resides in the state of Alaska.

Shew!!!, did you smell that Alaskank, as she walked by??

by Paul Lunsford March 29, 2004