alcohol enthusiast 

A closeted alcoholic

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol enthusiast"
-Ricky

alcohol enthusiast by Gizers June 19, 2017

Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.

If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.

Alcohol Wise by The Real Driller October 7, 2018

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

alcohol police by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

Achievement alcohol 

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

Achievement alcohol by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

Alcohol 

Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.

Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.

Alcohol by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 8, 2022

Alcohol Poisoning 

Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

Alcohol Poisoning by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009

alcohol 

a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

I am so drunk from alcohol
-couple hours later
why dont you love me gary

alcohol by dagreatest February 5, 2009