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abstinence

The single most effective way of protection against STDs. Reportedly 99.99% effective.
Remember Jesus.
Abstinence is the best form of protection against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.
by Moonflash September 28, 2005
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Privilege Abuse

A person or group within a similar orientation who abuse their entitled rights to benefit themselves.
(Diane returns to the office after spending 3 weeks with her family in Hawaii. However, she forgets how staying away from work changes her.)

Chris: Hey! Did you enjoy your visit?

Diane: Yes, thank you.

Chris: Ok, there's some leftover coffee on the desk. Just make sure you don't wear that in front of the boss.

Diane: Excuse me?

Chris: Well, you know how he gets when he sees us wearing hats?

Diane: Are you gender shaming me??

Chris: No no, I didn't mea-

(Diane rips her hat off and throws it into the trash.)

Diane: THERE, HAPPY??

Chris: Diane, you need to calm down! Do you want to-

Boss: What's going on here?

Diane: He's gender shaming me!

Boss: Chris, you know we don't tolerate that behavior here. You know as well as I that she's able to do as much as you.

Chris: Yes I know, I was simply trying to help her.

Diane: He was judging me by what I wear!

Boss: You know Chris, for the past five years you've worked with this woman, and you've always been giving her a lot of crap. It was getting better, but now that I'm hearing it again, I think you deserve a break too. You're fired, Chris.

Immediately after Chris departed, the boss gave Diane the manager position.

In the end, privilege abuse allowed Diane to succeed. No one was ever able to stop her. With his reputation ruined, Chris fell into a deep depression and eventually committed suicide.

However, not all ended well for Diane. She had a hard time controlling her power and caused the whole company to collapse
by VPG001 March 1, 2018
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use and abuse

To use a person for sex who believes the sex implies a relationship and affection, while never intending to pursue anything past getting sex. AKA "love them and leave them."
From the Rick James' song, Fire And Desire:

Love them and leave them
That's what I used to do
Use and abuse them...
I wasn't very nice, you know
by PecanMax July 22, 2021
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abstinence

According to recent studies, scientists have come to the shocking conclusion that abstinence is the only full-proof way to not get an STD or pregnant.

FACT
You don't have to be fat, ugly, or religious to practice abstinence. All you have to be is smart.
by the.marionette January 15, 2008
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Abusement

When you abuse another for your amusement.
Use it as an excuse;
Why did you knee Joel so hard he threw up? "Abusement"
by Phaedrus April 16, 2015
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lol abuser

A person who, when chatting with text over the internet, will almose always respond to something with "lol". This person also doesn't think through what is being said.
Fred Says: Wow, tomorrow's social studies test is going to be queer
John Says: lol
Fred says: Hahah, this is a funny pic

(Imagine a link to a funny pic here)

Fred Says: lol
by star99ers January 8, 2005
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Abstract Eyespy

A game similar to traditional eyespy but where the things "spied" must be of a non tangible nature.
P1: Let's play abstract eyespy, you go first.

P2: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "I".

P1: Innovation
by Termite Warrior January 25, 2009
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