Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent
by WelpISuck December 13, 2019
Get the Noah mug.A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.
"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
by adherence1000 December 29, 2019
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Get the Noah mug.Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!
Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!
Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!
Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
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Get the Noah mug.Noah, where do i even start, he is kind, cares about everyone. Even tho he may look really happy at times he's not always truly happy. He has a set of pipes but doesn't think he sounds good even tho he does. He may not know if people love him but he is loved. He's got an amazing personality and no matter what he forgives. So if you ever get to e able to call him your best friend never take any moment for granted and enjoy every moment if your sad and you know he will understand go to him because I know he will make your day better. Just rember that just because you may not be as close with him as you used to be your memories will always have a place. He may also think things about himself that you don't agree with so if he says them you say no matter what you act like or the way you look you should never change who you are because you are perfect just the way you are. Noah's can be really goofy and smart but can be sad and depressed but you always need to be there for them to make them happy or just hug them and tell them that everything will be ok.Noah's are amazing friends and if you ever end up dating them just count yourself lucky.
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