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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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Cruz

verb (used without object), cruzed, cruz-ing
To abandon one's post or team and sojourn in a luxury setting.
To callously bathe in luxury while the people who depend on you suffer

Noun(act of Cruzing)
Right when the company was cyber-hacked, the IT director Cruzed to Aspen

You pulled a real Cruz when you left us when you were going to pay for the whole group
by Diet Mentos March 16, 2021
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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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María Cruz

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER. Everyone loves her. Has great taste in music and is the best friend you could ever wish for. :)
I wish María Cruz was my friend, nahh i wish i was her!
by popoycacaypipi November 23, 2021
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Mari Cruz

She comes in colours everywhere
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
by zgzfbhgdm,kgj.-k October 17, 2022
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Bella Cruz

*(Term 1) Bella Cruz. BELLA CRUZ!!!!!
*(Term 2) a type a phrase that is used to shout or yell at one individual, especially Bella Cruz.
by your local thirtsy person December 7, 2021
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