Zooted

Originating from being remarkably high off of Xanax or Zannys to the point where your brain almost shuts down.

Now in drug culture it is used in general in reference to being high.

He or she isn’t high, they’re zooted. In other words, completely gone off this earth.

by TheSavageAaron August 23, 2020

Zooted

Literally Brandon Green any night of the week

That dude hit the blunt so many times he was Zooted

by Grandowitexfenso March 31, 2019

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 30, 2022

Zooted

To be extremely caffeinated

"I just drank 3 americanos and I'm zooted

by zooty_boi April 08, 2019

Zooted

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"

Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted

by Fortnite bonger May 02, 2024

Zooted

The state of being extremely high

Im so zooted right now

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

Zooted

to be high on painkillers or other narcotics

Dog after popping that second vike I was straight zooted

by STAP IT RAHN February 12, 2020