Zooting

A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.

I convinced my buddies in this group text to go zooting.

by IslandStyle June 29, 2024

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

Zaza zooted

When you’re high as balls

“Bro I was so zaza zooted last night, but I can’t really remember!”

by Kahtir:) December 8, 2023

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world

We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted

by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022

Zoot

The first vaginal penetration when participating in heterosexual intercourse.

Zoot more or less describes a feeling from the ACT listed above.

by Love, bombing fagot August 17, 2025

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022