Xander

pain incarnate

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday

by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023

Xander

Is a sex God and is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he does stupid stuff a lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them

I love you xander

by Skyler chardonnay June 30, 2019

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020

Xander

He is a person who if your friend ask him if he likes you he will just say we are "just good friends".

Hey Xander do you like so and so

No we are "just good friends"

by hbugfuidhgrdsiuajnr December 23, 2021

xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.

I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser

by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020