Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

Chinese chicken wrap

When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.

Enjoy your Chinese chicken wrap Tim. It was made with special secret chinese sauce.

by Devious B October 24, 2008

Saran wrap trap

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.

Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.

by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009

Wraith

An alien life form in Stargate which prey on human life forms. They evolved from an ancient insect and from humans. They are much stronger than individual humans. One of the chief enemies of the Ancients and of all modern day human type species.

The Wraith came both through the Stargate and in a Hive Ship to feed on the prisoners on an island.

by HotOne - I never close my eyes if you know what I mean. September 9, 2005

roscommon wrap

A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.

Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night

Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS

Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times

Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire

by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

Crack Wrap

A grilled tortilla filled with hummus and (vegan) cheese - coined by Sarah Matheny (aka Mama Pea) of popular vegan food blog Peas and Thank You.

Mama is tired and starving and wants something fast and easy. (That's what she said.) Time to make a crack wrap.

by Mama's Weeds July 31, 2011

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007