shank

A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.

Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"

Alfie: "Seeeen"

by Jay Jay Okocha May 19, 2007

Shank

Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.

Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.

Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.

by shiv man April 21, 2009

shank

in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke

Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!

by shankee1234 October 18, 2010

Shank

A shank is a 'shitty wank'

a shit while having a wank

rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.

in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.

he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.

shank = shit + wank

by bedmaster July 7, 2008

shank

to have a wank whilst having a shit

ben are u having a shank? cos i can hear u slapping and it smells like shit.

by schmena June 19, 2008

Shank

A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.

A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.

God that movie was absolutly Shank, it totally sucked.

by Kieran Crowe January 7, 2009

shank

when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.

Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!

by Macoockeron March 24, 2008