whooped

To submit to the every command issued forth from your spouse.

Classically Whooped

Rob: Hey sweetie I am going to hang out with the guys tonight.

Rob's Wife: What? Heck no! Your staying home and watching lifetime with me. Then your going to sleep on the couch.

Rob: Yes maam

by xRisk-- August 22, 2008

Poop da Whoop

Variation of the infamous "Shoop da Whoop", very similar in trajectory force and facial expression. Begins as a normal deuce, quickly a-chargin' in the bowels, the rectum states "I'M A FIRIN MY DEUCE!" at the height of the moment.

Stall 1: hey can you pass me some tp?
stall 2: I'M A CHARGIN MY BUMHOLE!
stall 1:BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
STALL 2:POOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE

by Bboy Maestro February 19, 2010

ass whoopin

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

whoopderitis

expression used when the answer to a mystery or question is found.

i can't find my ball. ( it rolls into view). whoopderitis!

by awyeah February 23, 2003

whoopdong

Whoopdong a word for a males penis,dick,nob

suck my whoopdong biatch

by Frank spudnick November 26, 2004

whoops side ya head

1.Term used to express a persons anger or displeasure with another persons actions/attitude/look.

2. a threat not to be taken lightly

Although having been told on numerous occasions, paul still continued to urinate on old man jenkins' car causing him to yell 'don't make me come over there and whoops side ya head, punk!'

by DJ Hi-Def September 18, 2006