White People

They dont exist

Lamar" hey have you seen that one white guy Andrew?"
Kyrie" No you dumbass nigga white people don't exist

by Imacracker2.0 April 3, 2022

White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.

White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.

by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024

White People

people who don't wanna season their damn food, who make all this weird stuff on tiktok that probably gets them arrested, wps man..

Tyrone: This chicken tastes bland as shit
Jarquavious: Yeah, there's a bunch of white people in that kitchen

by Tatatrap December 3, 2022

White people

People who clap when the microwave beeps

Why would those white people clap for a plane

by You'v been visited by the legg April 17, 2023

A loaf of white people

A group of white people.

A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.

I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.

Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.

I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.

by Niker4404 March 27, 2024

White People Listening

Not actually listening. Like at all.

Damn, I just said I was from the Philippines and yet Jeffrey kept asking me where in Mexico that was. He was white people listening.

by Princest June 23, 2025

white people arms

Keratosis Pilaris, a condition that causes red bumps and pimples most often on arms, cheeks, or thighs, also known as “white people arms” due to the higher visibility of the condition on lighter skin.

“Nah I don’t think it’s acne, I just have white people arms”

by Chillin_like_dylan May 23, 2024