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Wedge

Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.
Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
by Gilesy December 29, 2008
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wedgetarian

Someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their ass cheeks.
Usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. Don't be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates ass, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!
God, look at Paresh - he is a RIGHT WEDGETARIAN!
by Baby Girl77 May 23, 2006
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yoga wedge

When your yoga pants get wedged so far up your ass it looks like a thong.
"Hey did you see that girls camel toe?"
"NO, but I got a good look at the yoga wedge when she turned around!"
by MayhemMeleeKaos July 17, 2014
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cooch wedge

A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.
“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017
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fried a cheese wedge

It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.
(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me
by Bill limerick March 30, 2019
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Wedge

Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
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Wedderburn

A place near Campbelltown. Put simply: the sticks.
Girl: Hey where do you live?
Boy: Wedderburn...
Girl: And where's that???
Boy: Middle of nowhere...
Girl: Oh, the sticks then?
by Kay. Ess. May 22, 2008
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