Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

Doofus Wainwright

A classier, sophisticated-as-hell way of calling someone a doofus that also alludes to your excellent taste in music.

"You are no garden-variety doofus, my friend. You, sir, are a most triumphant example of a monumental, top-of-the-line, supremely irredeemable Doofus Wainwright."

by Moon Unit Nimoy March 20, 2010

weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

weiner waver

a guy that likes to engage in indecent exposure

nanny is a weiner waver

by reno April 17, 2005

waingro

Verb-when you tell someone to look at you 2 times, shoot them twice in the chest, wait for them to groan and then shoot them one last time in the fucking head

I went to the shooting range and practiced the Waingro on a target.

by sanchez45 April 13, 2013

weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.

Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.

by cdouble April 16, 2007