Welfare weekend

That weekend between pay days when you gott hit the .99 menus and sit home with 40oz's!

What are we doing this weekend? Nothing it's welfare weekend, I don't get paid until Tuesday.

by Scambreal July 1, 2014

welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 19, 2014

wthlf

What The Holy Living Fluff

Used as an exclamation to express extreme shock or sudden surprise

"Dude! I just got laid!"
"Wthlf"
"I know!!"

by blu3blu3 June 17, 2016

welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.

I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

WITELF

Acronym for "what in the ever-living fuck?"

WITELF is this code supposed to do?!

by wundrweapon April 3, 2017

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

welfarm

When you get your welfare check from Trump on the first of the month because of China tarriffs... Your a first of the month farm...

Yo, you see how much my welfarm check was this month!! i ain't even got to grow nothing!

by MuddySkipper August 27, 2019