dog wipe

for something to be far from satisfactory...

"that food was dog wipe"

"last night was just dog wipe"

by Angela Roche May 12, 2007

Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper

No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe

by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009

residue wipe

The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward

Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)

by nkul August 13, 2014

Penis Wipe

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.

Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.

by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016

Executive Wipe

A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.

After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.

Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.

Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Wet N' Wipe

When your girls nails are wet, and she requires your assistance to wipe her vagina after she pees.

Babe, I need a Wet N' Wipe 'cause my nails aren't dry yet!!

by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009

Swipe n' Wipe

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

by baba bubbler May 26, 2016