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Ex Wife

EX Wife could be the most dangerous animal on the planet.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
I was mauled by an Ex Wife roaming through the woods.
by Shannon (Twinkie) January 5, 2009
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wife swapping

Recreational sexual intercourse or sexual activity between 2 or more married couples where the wives becomes the "temporary" sex partners of the husband of the other wife.
Kevin and Rita are married. Tonight they met with another married couple John and Kathy. The couples did some wife swapping. So John had sex with Rita and Kathy fucked Kevin.
by Taddy January 23, 2005
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My wife

she left
person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife
by XxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019
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Asiatic Wife

A wife from some county in Asia
Indian Wife is an asiatic wife
by Pimpinella March 17, 2011
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wife me

A girl wanting to get married.
"I'm such a good woman, I cook, clean and keep my man happy, someone needs to wife me."
by Lolabunny121723 October 31, 2015
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Step Wife

This is the woman that has married your Ex-Husband.
My Step Wife is so dumb for marrying that man!!!!!!!!
by EMHD February 22, 2008
mugGet the Step Wifemug.

trophy wife

a woman who marries for money and sits at home all day looking pretty
the beautiful young lady spends her husbands money all day and throws galas for his business partners
by sacko nuts September 28, 2003
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