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Whole ass

Adj. A term meaning the entirety of an object, used to express excitement, extreme confusion, or intensity.
I ate a whole ass cake by myself!

There was a whole ass bird in the library!
by Phoney_Panther May 28, 2019
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Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth
Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.
by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009
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Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.
Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.
by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009
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homewrecking whore

shawna; girls who fuck other girls' boyfriends.
"Shawna fucked my boyfriend. What a homewrecking whore!"
by ShawnaGraham September 27, 2011
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whore's handkerchief

An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.
female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."

Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 28, 2011
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angel whore

A woman possessing the sexual tastes and skills of a whore, along with the heart and likeness of an angel. Interested in relationships that are both long-term and sexually deviant. Contrast with virgin slut.
"Jim, I bet your lovely wife of all these years sucks a mean cock." "Yes, Paul, she's quite an angel whore, and I'll cut you if you ever say that again."
by dickswell July 17, 2005
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Urban Dictionary whore

A person who adds a really fucking pointless definition about their boyfriend/girlfriend. It really pisses off the editors and we're starting to get really fucked off with it, you cunts. Typically a girl between the ages of 12 and 18 or so, sitting their lonely ass on the computer just praying to god that their friend will see the definition and call them in tears screaming about how sweet she is.
ed. chatroom:

Guy 1: Fucking a, that's 6 bf/gf defs in a row.
Guy 2: You get the one about emily? Urban Dictionary whore, right there.
by gfkljfjkg February 8, 2009
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