whack off

to have sex with Pamela Handerson

I fucked her good last night, Pamela Handerson that is.

by Guy Mann December 28, 2003

whack-a-bitch

1. It's when your getting a lucious blow job from your hoe and she seems to be enjoying it so much, that she chomps down on your meat package and it hurts so fucking bads that you pull you third leg out of her jaws and whack the the bitch in the face. In some cases, you might pull out while ejaculating and smack her while your white juices blow over her face.

2. When a loud, ass, annoying bitch is talkin so much that you back-hand the bitch to the ground so she can shut hte fuck up.

Example 1:

Joe: Fuck man, my girl Tabatha was bitin on ma dick so i had to whack-a-bitch.

Bobby: Damn man you can't be havin girls bitin on yo dick, bro.

Example 2:

Bitch: yah..this...yah...that

Kid: *SLAP!!!*

Bitch: *falls and make a loud thuds and remains on ground holding her cheeck... but quiet

Kid 2: OMG! thank you! that bitch was givin my a fucking mean-ass migrain!

Kid 1: yeah, well sometimes you gotta whack-a-bitch

by TheJizzKingNate April 21, 2010

whack people

a mix of a caucasian and african-american heritage.

His momma is white and his daddy is black which makes him a whack person.

by Woobie June 3, 2005

whack-a-mole

A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.

"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."

by winterfell August 23, 2011

whack off light

A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.

The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.

by GSpunk December 14, 2006

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

by deepspace10 November 21, 2011