Bus Wankers 

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

Bus Wankers by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Ebay wanker 

A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.

"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!

Ebay wanker by Rut January 29, 2006

wanker 

A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).

mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker!"

Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate!"

wanker by u r cool April 19, 2005

Briefcase wanker 

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

Briefcase wanker by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

Wankelheimer 

Another word for penis.

"Dang girl, quit yanking on my wankelheimer"

Wankelheimer by Her02N0one October 24, 2013

Wankdog

1) Derogatory term for a person who is more than your average cunt.

2) A person who administers hand relief to canines.

1) "That guy dave is a total wankdog!"

2) "Murdock told me loves dogs, but I didn't think he was an actual wankdog"

Wankdog by killaTsells January 22, 2009

Pervy Wanker

The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.

Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.

Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.

Pervy Wanker by Skeeloiii March 20, 2011