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office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 9, 2010
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vulture

1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die

2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"

I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010
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Vulture

A female who is on the prowl for any age type of men. Not like your average cougar, a Vulture also goes for the older men as well. Whatever she can get her claws on. Many times we see vultures scooping in after the wolves or other larger, intimidating animals have taken down the kill. AKA Vultures go for the weak boys who have fallen behind their herds.
Wow, she brought a 14 year old to a concert and is now snuggling with a 18 year old on the couch, what a VULTURE!!

Did you see that vulture just get 3 different numbers from 3 different brothers!!
by O0hYeahCrocidilesYeah October 24, 2010
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Vulture-mode

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.
(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."
by nevermoar April 8, 2009
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Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.
Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.
by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014
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Vulturing

is when a person or persons attempts to put claim on someones personal belongings or job while moving from one house to another or when a family member passes away, when the personal belongings or job are not being left behind.
Jack has already started vulturing me about my job.
by Phrogez"ribbit ribbit" September 24, 2014
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vulture bin

A specified area of items that have been offered to the nearest social group or the public in general.
Yo just throw the other half of tht pizza in the vulture bin.
by CheokThax November 19, 2014
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