Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

Vomit kissing

When you get nervous to kiss so you throw up in each others mouth

Harlin and rocky got so nervous that they experienced some bad vomit kissing and never spoke again

by Harlin’s Brother November 6, 2017

happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018

Vomit nozzle

Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.

Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.

by _ScubaNinja_ March 7, 2018

pixel vomit

The randomized pixel distribution on a display screen when the file corrupts.

When I successfully did a glitch on Yoshi's Island, I got a whole bunch of pixel vomit on the television screen from it. Man, what a weird sight!

by Ereck Flowers February 24, 2017

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016