Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.

Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"

by raspus May 23, 2019

upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

Cun-Nuter valve

1) The part of a kitchen faucet that needs to be cleaned for better water pleasure

2) The part of a women's who whoha that opens when you excited her

I played with her long enough that her Cun-Nuter Valve open

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Mississippi Water Valve

The act of twisting a persons penis until they either pee or start bleeding

"Yeah my girlfriend and I tried the Mississippi water valve last night! I almost couldn't make it!"

by drawlnutter30201 March 13, 2026