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donation to the urination station 

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom
My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

urinal protocol 

The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.

Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.

Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He was standing at the trough staring at the black guy's dick.
urinal protocol by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
The best person in the world!

Super pretty!
Stands out in the crowd and always has hidden talents one after another surprising fact.
Super intelligent and will have a bright future.

Can have remarks that can go out pretty sassy.
Boy: Sometimes I love you so much you're like a Urie.
Girl: Awwww....BEST COMPLIMENT IN THE WORLD!
Urie by big ass hair balls May 30, 2013
That thing us guys piss in.
Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom?

Guy: That's a urinal.
urinal by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Brendon Urie

The Hottest married 26 year old alive on earth thats also an awesome lead singer of P!ATD
omg! Brendon Uries so hot
Brendon Urie by P!ATDFANGIRL September 11, 2016

brendon urie

Lead singer of the AWESOME BAND Panic! At the disco. No need to mention that he is the SEXIEST man alive. It's fun to know that he had only been lead singer of the band for two weeks when they signed a record label! He "switched" with, now guitarist, Ryan Ross. The band only existed for a couple of months!
Brendon Urie also has a great voice and is really great in concert!
brendon urie by S0sj0 August 17, 2006