Updatophilia

When you refresh email box at Gmail or messages at Facebook or Vkontakte 5 times per minute waiting for news though you understand that actually it required only once per day

- Brian, stop sitting in front of your computer all day long.
- I'm gonna receive some important messages soon.
- What a son of a bitch, you'd better heal this updatophilia!

by Marx1992 December 5, 2010

Updoot

Updoot, updoot, updoot!

Seg updoot damn it

by Djshie February 22, 2017

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004

Updoot

Another way of saying what's up. This is used in a friendly context between friends and/or acquaintances.

Friend: Updoot Mr. Screwbo!
Me (Mr. Screwbo): Updoot Richard!

by Mr. Screwbo August 26, 2016

Updefuchled

When something is a complete mess.

Mark was extremely upset when his folders were updefuchled.

by Deters May 9, 2011

updated kitchen

A kitchen Used To Make Drugs

Og Gotti Was Whipping In A Updated Kitchen

by Og Gotti November 18, 2016

update rape

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

by MrPanos May 5, 2018