Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Stinky Umbrella

When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing

That girl Cassidy’s boyfriend has a STINKY UMBRELLA

by Linden&James February 8, 2025

Hyper-Umbrellism

pounced (Hi-pur-umb-rel-is-um)
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument

"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"

by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025

Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020

do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

the "gay umbrella,,

non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.

"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,

by chuyashole July 16, 2021