When a job or task was done incorrectly or unsatisfactory.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.
That guy is such a job turkey, he left the garbage bag next to barrel rather then depositing it in the dumpster like he should have.
Look at that job turkey!
Look at that job turkey!
by Mike Mass October 15, 2005
Get the job turkey mug.A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
by Etch September 9, 2006
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A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
Get the turkey baster roulette mug.This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .
This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .
by Hef September 5, 2005
Get the feathering her turkey mug.An overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of Thanksgiving turkey.
Upon finishing Thanksgiving dinner, Justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.
by TAITER November 3, 2007
Get the Turkey Sweats mug.When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.
Turkeyslam.
by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010
Get the Turkeyslam mug.n. Time to muff dive. Orig. What does a turkey say? "Gobble gobble." This phrase comes from the worse movie of all time, Gigli, in which J-Ho spreads her legs and says...
by Ben Assflecks August 1, 2003
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