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turkish hammer

Foreign Born Chicago Bulls backup Center - 2010 to present.

To ball exceptionally well within 8 feet of the hoop when facing the rim. An expert at two-handed dunks and racking up fouls en masse. To hold an uncanny resemblance to Judge Reinhold circa "Vice Versa" (1998).
Turkish Hammer basketball Turkey Chicago Bulls Basketball
by Osirus808 April 7, 2011
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Turkish Ottoman

A sex-act in which the woman, kneeling on all fours, gives the man a hand job while he rests his feet on her, as if she were an ottoman.
Mable, I've had a horrible day at the shoe factory, why dont you come to the couch and give me a nice Turkish Ottoman
by Zerocd March 3, 2007
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turkish

I'm terribly sorry-the actor that plays turkish is Jason Stathem,not Jason Flaming.Flaming plays Turkishes helper-"Tommy Da Tit"
-Hey mate,have u seen "Snatch"-Jason Flaming plays that guy,"Turkish" and he rocks!!!

-"Benny u're such a retard!-his name is Jason Stathem,not Flaming!"
by Benny D1 March 31, 2007
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turkish can opener

when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex
After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.
by blank stare March 3, 2005
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turkish housing

A process where something is constantly being rebuilt and added onto, often with no regards to design or structure.

This is based on turkish tax laws about housing in Turkey, which allow for tax deductions based for additions or remodeling of housing.
The way they are talking about the website, it's going to end up looking like Turkish Housing.
by Ernest Salazar July 16, 2008
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Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010
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turkish helmet

My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.
by JGunther February 18, 2007
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