turdslice

Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.

Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Tucks it

The act of placing one's dick and balls back between the legs, forming the mangina. Additional names include man-pussy, or fruit cup.

Balaji's Dad Tucks it. After tucking, he usually enjoys wearing his wife's panties.

by buttsects_chip365* July 22, 2008

Turdshot

Pellets of hard shit that explosively leave your ass like a shotgun.

When they velveeta log jam finally broke free I unleashed a blast of double ought turdshot. It even chipped the porcelain.

by The Teflon Scrotum May 27, 2020

mirsad turkcan

Former NBA played drafted by the Houston Rockets at 18th overall in the 1998 NBA draft. European great, scrub in the NBA. Considered a curse word in the city of Houston as Turckan was drafted ahead of Houston native Rashard Lewis.

Somebody watching a basketball game: You are the next Mirsad Turkcan
Basketball player: Yo fuck you, u wanna take this outside

by rocketsfan4lyfe July 14, 2009

Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.

Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man

by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011

smelly turk

A smelly Turkish person nobody likes

person 1 "look that guy is a smelly turk"
person 2 "yeah i hate him".

by smellydude12 September 23, 2020

smelly turk

A smelly Turkish person of any gender that everyone hates.

person 1 "look at that smelly turk"
person 2 "i hope he dies lmao"
person 1 "same dude"

by smellydude12 September 23, 2020