turkey party

Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.

“Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.

“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.

“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.

by Karpeh Diem January 22, 2020

turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.

Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009

Turkey Testicle Tickler

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.

"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"

by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013

Turkey Vulture

A cougar past her prime, still on the hunt, but unable to bring down faster and wilier prey like the cubs she hunted during her prime. The turkey vulture is more reliant on incapacitated prey, akin to carrion, to feed her hunger for meat.

Are you kidding? She is twenty years past cougar, she's a turkey vulture.

by jewelsy April 21, 2011

Turkey Bowl

Annual Thanksgiving friendly football game played at the Trails. 2008 was the 15th annual.

This year's Turkey Bowl was the best yet.

by Tarl Cabot December 18, 2008

turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.

Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009

Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012