1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"
3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"
3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
by Craig McRae July 11, 2006
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Get the turf tongue mug.Someone who's extremely illogical yet egotistical, delusional, manipulative, offensive and otherwise posssess a chain of negative qualities that come together to form the vile creature that they currently are.
Trufags often believe themselves to be great at things that they actually completely fail at, and when faced with superior surroundings, Trufags will try their best to belittle others instead of improving themselves.
Additionally, Trufags will always have something to say to put down everything you say, even if their reply makes no sense.
In the real world, Trufags are common and exist in every corner of the world but are especially prevalent in organizations such as Black Lives Matter or the Westboro Baptist Church.
Online, Trufags concentrate in PVP communities of popular games as well as the comments section of youtube videos. They can also be found in just about every forum.
On the internet, it's easier to spot a trufag because they will usually misuse English words such as "Your", "Their", etc. resulting in sentences such as "Your just a kid and there also really retarted". The above sentence is a classic case of Trufaggotry.
Trufags often believe themselves to be great at things that they actually completely fail at, and when faced with superior surroundings, Trufags will try their best to belittle others instead of improving themselves.
Additionally, Trufags will always have something to say to put down everything you say, even if their reply makes no sense.
In the real world, Trufags are common and exist in every corner of the world but are especially prevalent in organizations such as Black Lives Matter or the Westboro Baptist Church.
Online, Trufags concentrate in PVP communities of popular games as well as the comments section of youtube videos. They can also be found in just about every forum.
On the internet, it's easier to spot a trufag because they will usually misuse English words such as "Your", "Their", etc. resulting in sentences such as "Your just a kid and there also really retarted". The above sentence is a classic case of Trufaggotry.
Example of a common type of trufag:
Guy: So here's something interesting - according to these stats, there are more black cars in Canada than lime green cars.
Trufag: na dude, your an idiot i saw a lime green car just earlier soo
Guy: Eh..the fact that you personally saw a lime green car tells us nothing about the relative number of black cars and lime green cars so how am I an idiot?
Trufag: your wrong cuz i saw a lime car, I already told u thats y ur stats is bullshit
Trufag: I thought we wer kinda friends bro.....wtf lol
Trufag: shouldve known u were liek this hahaha
Guy: What? You're being a dick right now.
Trufag: anyway im out bro ur 2 hard 2 talk to
Guy: Oh before you go, don't forget you borrowed 50 bucks from me yesterday.
Trufag: what? i was just going to point out that u owe me 50 bucks? I didnt borrow anything from u so anyway Im a lenient and nice guy so im not gonna care if u dont give it back to me imediately but i would like it back and ty
Guy: So here's something interesting - according to these stats, there are more black cars in Canada than lime green cars.
Trufag: na dude, your an idiot i saw a lime green car just earlier soo
Guy: Eh..the fact that you personally saw a lime green car tells us nothing about the relative number of black cars and lime green cars so how am I an idiot?
Trufag: your wrong cuz i saw a lime car, I already told u thats y ur stats is bullshit
Trufag: I thought we wer kinda friends bro.....wtf lol
Trufag: shouldve known u were liek this hahaha
Guy: What? You're being a dick right now.
Trufag: anyway im out bro ur 2 hard 2 talk to
Guy: Oh before you go, don't forget you borrowed 50 bucks from me yesterday.
Trufag: what? i was just going to point out that u owe me 50 bucks? I didnt borrow anything from u so anyway Im a lenient and nice guy so im not gonna care if u dont give it back to me imediately but i would like it back and ty
by Logic Pro X October 9, 2016
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from the surf and turf food related meaning I've scrambled it to my own surf and turf workout nickname for working out in the water (surf) and then adding some beef on the upperbody (turf)
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet
by LC's trainer October 22, 2009
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Person 1: Hey sandkirth, how do you get so many fine indian women??
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...
by poontang6969 April 28, 2012
Get the Madabushi's Turban mug.Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.
Tina Vermillion is a turdface for not cleaning up the fresh dog poop in the kitchen that smelled up the entire house.
turdface tina or tina turdface.
also can be used in a combonation.
i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.
turdface tina or tina turdface.
also can be used in a combonation.
i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.
by pharm1 April 27, 2008
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Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.
by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008
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