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Trumpocracy

Trumpocracy: A system of governance characterized by the concentration of power in the hands of the wealthy, widespread corruption, and leadership by the least qualified individuals, often marked by self-interest, misinformation, and disregard for democratic norms.
1. “The Trumpocracy led to chaos internationally, with alliances fraying and the country’s credibility on the world stage in tatters.”
by @Heidytorr January 20, 2025
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trumpocalypse

Noun; a portmanteau comprised of “Trump” and “apocalypse”.

trumpocalypse: the errant, often self-assigned mission amongst Donald Trump and his supporters/followers to bring about the end of the world as we know it, whilst they feel fine.
The fecklessness of President Trump during his split second term ushered in the trumpocalypse, which precluded the US from needing to resolve the great egg-famine of 2025—who has time to cook breakfast with WWIII now on the back burner!

Whenever Uncle Justin Trudeau admonished the US (Trump in particular) and proceeded to levy tariffs on goods, it became apparent to most sane people that the trumpocalypse was most certainly underway —perhaps even ahead of the project’s originally intended/published schedule.

After Trump shamefully dismissed Zelensky, many other world leaders sensed that the oft predicted trumpocalypse had ensued, and they met with him to collaborate a peaceful solution—like any self-respecting super power nation would.
by JeeseSneeze March 7, 2025
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Trumponomics

Synonym of bankruptcy, with a dash of fraud.
Trumponomics will make ordinary people poorer.
by TruthyMcTruthalot April 3, 2025
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trumporary

To enact a new condition ,usually of short duration, reversible at any time, that causes maximal amount of chaos and when reversed creates a new world order more to your liking. Especially when used with in regard to “tariffs” but can be used anywhere at any time!
The new World order of Tariffs was Trumporary!
by RossoDoc April 10, 2025
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Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
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Sad Trumbone

Sexual position in which someone while in the process of anal penetration, substitutes the penetrating object with a fart. So instead of being penetrated the person receives a fart.
Collin totally gave meg the ol' Sad Trumbone last Tuesday. She got him back with the ole Enya prank.
by Chef Rojo March 28, 2022
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