touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

by D August 8, 2004

We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.
The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.
(As seen on Newsvine.com)
The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.
(As seen on Newsvine.com)
by Cipher-0 March 31, 2009

A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008

An original sound track of an anime titled Yachirin Bitch Club or as known as Yaribu. The song is singed by the voice actors of the character.
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club
by YourGayCousin69420 October 29, 2020

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
by jambomuffin March 23, 2009

by coy July 11, 2004
