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Tee Topping

This refers to the act of pulling the front of your shirt over your head, meanwhile keeping your arms in the sleeves to keep the front torso of your shirt unsoiled during sex. The go to move while having a quickie.
" If I had not been tee topping my shirt when I banged Tammi, it would have looked like I smashed bananas all over the front my shirt".
by Lazynugz January 20, 2012
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top geared

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.
P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!
by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012
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Comma to the Top

Another word for apostrophe, mainly used by psychic detectives.
My name is Sh'Dynasty. That is spelt S H comma to the top Dynasty.

Comma to the top?

THAT'S GOD'S COMMA!
by Teeny Weeny Bubbles March 24, 2022
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top drawer

That shot was top drawer my good man.
by box June 2, 2003
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Top Gear

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!
From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
by Don T October 15, 2006
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Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.
Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.
by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018
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ZZ Top

The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks
by katahdin 953 August 25, 2009
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