Toopie

A very nervous alcoholic who is sketchy even about things such as; 2-liters of mountain dew, ticks, and flaming badgers named gavin.

Bill:"Holy that kid over there is a toopie!"

Frank:"Ya for real.. he is even scared of that flaming badger check it out!"

by Killercooper June 23, 2010

Tootsie roll

When in the act of porking a fat chick her blubber rolls.

I totally tootsie rolled your mom last night.
I can't believe Sean tootsie rolled that bitch last night.

by Foxes United January 7, 2011

tootsie roll

Lil Kim's usage of black pussy

Come and lick my tootsie roll.

by Joe April 22, 2005

toopa

For someone who is running down the street naked and get hit as hard as possible with a piece of wood.

Naked Guy1: "WOOOOOOO MY JUNKS FLOPPING IN THE WIND"

Random Old guy: "toopa!" *clothesline with wooden object*

by TOOPA MAN March 26, 2011

Tooks

A word used to describe an individual, object, place or event that is so awesome that the word awesome is an insufficient adjective.

Wow, that concert was so tooks!

Oh my word, you are TOOKS!

I got the most tooks email today.

I want to go somewhere really tooks when I'm on leave.

by TOOKSme January 22, 2011

Tootsie Pop

When someone falls asleep and gets a baguette shoved up their ass with a chocolate flavored donut put on the tip. The friends test how many licks it takes to get to the center.

Holy Cow look at that huge Tootsie Pop coming out of Vinny's ass, I cant wait to eat that shit up.

by the cotck August 20, 2009

toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014