The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
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Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan December 17, 2015
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A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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by The real deal guy December 28, 2020
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by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005
Get the Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology mug.A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
by Glockmeister November 19, 2004
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