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Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
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plumbers toolbag

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan December 17, 2015
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Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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dirty man tool

Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)
Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!
by santo Sucio April 1, 2009
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Whom The Bell Tolls

Time marches on
Yo that bass intro to Whom The Bell Tolls is the shit
by The real deal guy December 28, 2020
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Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology
by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005
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ToolBitch

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
by Glockmeister November 19, 2004
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