Tool

A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them

Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight?
Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert
Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL
Girl: Yeah I know

by small neck gazeba April 27, 2009

The tool

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.

Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.

Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.

by Jboyglinton June 4, 2016

Tool

the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good

Dude, did you kyle flirting with lily and holding her bag and shit
Yeah, he's such a tool

by Andyslaybids March 21, 2010

Tool

One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.

Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.

by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006

tool

People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008

tool

Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).

Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.

Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.

by brouhaha November 12, 2009

Tool

a tool consist of these basic and major materials: G Shock watch.jordans on when they prob dont even play basketball. some high socks... they prefer Nike socks. a snapback of a random team(prob cant name a player on the team). cross necklace or some type of neck jewelry. nice haircut (either a fade or a brooklyn ) with studs on each ear.streetbike.a t-shirt that says something retarded or basketball jersey.dont forget the tan. And the attitude of a douche bag........new jersey

tool 1-"what up brah.. did you go to that bangar last night"

tool2 -"brah so shes hot i wanna pork her with my pipe hellz yeahs"

by Kingkonga August 21, 2011