toilet makeup

Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.

Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.

by Michael Thomas... September 9, 2009

Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.

Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"

by Russell H October 3, 2009

Toilet Epiphany

When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.

I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".

by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009

Toilet Bowl Acoustics

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.

You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.

by Spordiac July 21, 2011

Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...

1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N

by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod November 9, 2012

toilet bowl polio

Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.

He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.

by Itellunow July 31, 2016

Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

by SDoodle June 27, 2016