boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Toad in a hole

When the willy goes in the vagina

Last night I had toad in a hole. Louise gave me fish fingers too

by Fish Fingers February 25, 2019

toad people

Someone so ugly that they’re comparable to a toad.

Shes so ugly she’s fit in with the toad people.

by phant0mnomnomnom October 7, 2018

Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'

Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?

by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Toad Rammer

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.

I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?

by RoastTurkey September 4, 2008

Croak the toad

Choke the chicken
Spank the monkey

and then

Croak the toad.

I croak the toad about every day.

by Kevin G. September 27, 2005