boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!
Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"
by daveyb1 January 24, 2011
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Toad in a hole

Last night I had toad in a hole. Louise gave me fish fingers too
by Fish Fingers February 25, 2019
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Horny Toad

Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.

Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.
“Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”

“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”
by CamelThomper November 06, 2021
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Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?
by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019
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toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.
"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."
by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005
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Toad Rammer

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.
I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?
by RoastTurkey June 19, 2006
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