Tiger Woods

An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.

WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield

That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did

by Paco Gutierrez November 5, 2010

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Tiger Shart

The striped pattern left in loose fitting undergarments after sharting.

I was horrified to see that that last wet fart left my boxers with a tiger shart print.

by PortagePotato June 22, 2012

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Tiger Slam

Any accident or injury caused to a man while trying to escape from his enraged and livid wife or girlfriend

Bob: Brenda found the text message on Johnnys phone about meeting some girl so as he was walking out the door she hit him over the head with a bat and then chased him up the block.

Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!

Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam

by mcdizz December 4, 2009

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Pulling a Tiger

When a man has an affair but handles it in the stupidest way possible, i.e leaving voicemails on his mistresses phone stating his name and incriminating evidence.

Example 1:
" That girl is so blind, all over that boy Martin when everyone knows he's pulling a Tiger."

Example 2:
" Hey man if you're going to go out with her, get your story straight with your girl, don't pull a Tiger."

by Gemita December 2, 2009

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