Tiger Woods

An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.

WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield

That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did

by Paco Gutierrez November 5, 2010

Tiger Shart

The striped pattern left in loose fitting undergarments after sharting.

I was horrified to see that that last wet fart left my boxers with a tiger shart print.

by PortagePotato June 22, 2012

Pulling a Tiger

When a man has an affair but handles it in the stupidest way possible, i.e leaving voicemails on his mistresses phone stating his name and incriminating evidence.

Example 1:
" That girl is so blind, all over that boy Martin when everyone knows he's pulling a Tiger."

Example 2:
" Hey man if you're going to go out with her, get your story straight with your girl, don't pull a Tiger."

by Gemita December 2, 2009

Tiger Slam

Any accident or injury caused to a man while trying to escape from his enraged and livid wife or girlfriend

Bob: Brenda found the text message on Johnnys phone about meeting some girl so as he was walking out the door she hit him over the head with a bat and then chased him up the block.

Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!

Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam

by mcdizz December 4, 2009

tony the tiger

a scary, mean tiger who rapes innocent kids who loves his cereal. Also known as the guy with the "ggggrrrreat" cereal.

Betty: My son got raped by a tiger!
Cop: Thats not just any tiger it's tony the tiger! He's G-R-R-Reat!

by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

Tiger Clause

A homosexual sex act designed to mimic the mating ritual of the siberian tiger. The "top" will insert himself into the "bottom" and lay on him, completely motionless, while ferociously biting about the ear and neck of the "bottom".

"I got the tiger clause from John Doe last night and had to call out from work today."

by Casey Bh20town September 30, 2009

tiger hickey

a hickey that looks like a tiger bit your neck

"dude, were you on a safari?" "nah man why?" "it looks like a tiger bit your neck." "oh yeah my girlfriend gives tiger hickeys." "oh, thats hot."

by marissy April 26, 2008