full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"

Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"

by XFlurry October 26, 2009

full ronty

This is the end game for most men in yoga class which is to perform fellatio on oneself

I go to yoga in the hopes that someday I will be able to complete a full ronty!

by Virgil Cane February 10, 2017

Full Presidential

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017

full bravo

When tech nerds/journalists put hardware kill switches on their devices to turn off mics when not in use. Also for cameras and gps/cell tracking. Preventing 100% any software from recording/spying with the flip of a switch on the device. Going dark on demand.

“Yo man, did you hear the Facebook audio databases were hacked?”
“I went full bravo so I don’t give a shiiiiit about that. And I’m not on Facebook dumbass!”

by robberbarron January 4, 2019

full Monty

British slang phrase meaning "everything, the whole lot" or, when used as an adjective, "all the way".

My girlfriend left me, she said it’s because I was not willing to go the full Monty.

by Capuchon Mike December 9, 2017

full midge

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.

Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins

by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006

full of shit

1) Totally unfounded, not credible, or ridiculous...usually refers to something somebody just said.
2) Having a large amount of fecal matter in your body, usually necessitating a dump.

Eric: "...so I told the Olsen twins I wasn't in the mood, because you know, I can do better. Then a couple minutes later I ran into the Hilton sisters and scored a threesome. It was just like in the video, dude, I swear."
Stan: "Man you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown."
Eric: "Yeah, I guess you're right, I really need to drop a massive deuce in the john."

by Nick D July 14, 2004