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Theo

Theo is the type of friend that takes the piss but is the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet.
by KingSmoth November 6, 2019
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Theo

a annoying guy who osen't like to share.
Theo is a shit
Theo dosen't share
by HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH August 7, 2023
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Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.
"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."
by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023
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theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.
Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.
by Potato Butt May 11, 2017
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Theo

Though his name means “god” he is more like Satan and is a little gay evil incubus satanic Weeb slut and he would even say so himself. he needs to cause conflict or drama or any action most likely love to entertain him. He always likes to talk but under all of that he is pretty nice and only acts like that because he’s really scared
1: Did you see that little bitch obsessed with sex

2: yea I hear he is called Theo and he’s a good freind but also a evil Satan spawn
by Yandere kun 101 May 26, 2020
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theo

he is a little bitch in a relationship, controlling and manipulative and he always has to be right.

as a friend he is caring and loving but the second he’s in a relationship the most toxic person you will ever meet.

bitch 1 - i’m in a really toxic relationship

bitch 2 - must be named theo then
theo’s really toxic, gotta avoid dating him then
by anonymous January 8, 2023
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Theo

A sexy looking emo boy who has an identical brother called Isaac he hangs out with this ugly looking kid with glasses and his brother's friends he also wears roadman clothes and shoes bur when you look at his shoes you get really fucking confused at what brand they are he also has rich ass parents meaning he also gets spoilt as much as Isaac does
Stacey: Who is that hot emo looking kid with his lookalike brother

Francesca: oh that's Theo he is identical to Isaac meaning they are twins
Stacey: fuck me they both look the same

Daniel: i see you are eyeing up Isaac and Theo

Stacey and Fran: yes
Daniel: have fun then

Stacey and Fran: lmfao will do
by Ofo le bike March 16, 2020
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