Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
Get the Picnic Tickle Bonermug. -you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
Get the Apology Picnicmug. 1. When you have a orgy of ass or booty eating
2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public
3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty
2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public
3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty
by William118abc May 25, 2016
Get the booty picnicmug. When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
Get the a sandwich short of a picnicmug. When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
Get the Lake House Picnic Tablemug. A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
Get the Hitchens Picnicmug. Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
by SunshineRae February 17, 2019
Get the Australian picnicmug.