Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.

Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.

by Seaeye June 30, 2022

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020

Dutch invite

An invitation to something you're not welcome to attend and are expected to decline.

Abigail invited me to her birthday bash the other week, but I didn't go coz I knew it was just a Dutch invite.

by Ajacied June 20, 2020

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper

No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe

by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009