tbh creature

This little silly autism creature that says yippee search it up

Did you see the tbh creature

by Da man who's in Ohio February 03, 2024

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH December 01, 2023

cold creature

A lying cheating ass bitch

She cheated on me and tried to lie her way back into my life, she’s a cold creature

by Lorslick June 01, 2024

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe May 26, 2018

Other Creatures of a Woman Being

Used to describe trans femmes, particularly those in the Dallas, Texas area of Portland, Oregon.

I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.

by dumpsterpumpkin February 12, 2025

Jibberwalky creature

It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.

The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back

by Cody5050 June 08, 2022

creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit

by Sexydimma May 03, 2012