crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.

The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !

by On_nO May 14, 2010

anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009

SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

void crab

A dank crab that lives in the void.

person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017