Broom stick

A skinny ass bitch

She was a broom stick

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s pants and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his red ass!

by anonymous August 16, 2021

Mr Broom

The Janitor that cleans the toilets in school

Oh Hey,it's Mr Broom the Janitor!

by ZhenQi January 9, 2021

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.

Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.

by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016