Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020

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A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.

Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.

by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

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Jake from state farm

Jake wears some nice khakis.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

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very cool skater boy

how that jake is well cool at life

by the main skater boi October 11, 2020

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Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

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