A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.
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Bob is talking to tom.
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Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
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The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
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Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
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Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
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